Screw you guys, I'm going home.

Eric Cartman

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CRank: 5Score: 10300

Warhawk is still my favorite online game. FPS games like COD4/Killzone 2/R2 are great, but I usually get bored after a while because they are very repetitive compared to Warhawk.

I'm really excited about their next game.

5987d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

We know they are stupid.

5989d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Hi I'm Matt. I only own an Xbox and I only got hooked into gaming last year and I find this computer mumbo jumbo very fascinating. Like, last night, in Ninja Gaiden, I slayed 10 enemies in 10 minutes!!! Epic, no? How do they do that? It's like so awesome! My favorite games are Halo, BioShock, Mass Effect, and Call of Duty 4 and these are like the only games I own. I also fail, Epic Fail!

5989d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

The original PSX Slim (PSOne)? PS2 Slim? PSP Slim?

It's a requirement: if you are to become an xbot, you have to have at least 5 years of experience and training in the mental retardation field.

5989d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

If you decide to do something like that, replace the person with an actual human, not a creepy big head. If you are even lower than that, go hire a skilled Photoshop editor.

But I guess that's how Microsoft works and hence the %54 failure rate.

5989d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

Exactly my thoughts. :)

5989d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

He's not a journalist, he's a blogger. He's offering opinions, not objective news material.

Judging from his name, I don't think he's a native English speaker.

Why do Xbots have to be so dumb all the time?

5989d ago 1 agree2 disagreeView comment

When I watched the English trailer I was laughing like a madman! Damn, is the story for 3 year olds? Can't express my disappointment enough with the direction Final Fantasy has has taken. I guess I should wait for Nomura's masterpiece before I regret being an FF fan. :(

Also what's with Kitase doing an interview per day? Is he the new Jade Raymond?

5989d ago 4 agree0 disagreeView comment

You should have stayed away from your cousin! Xbotism is contagious! It's too late now, you have already become an xbot. Now we can't help but make fun of you and hit the disagree button.

5989d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

Paid $700 for it and glad I did.

5989d ago 4 agree0 disagreeView comment

How did fish sticks turn into fish d-icks?_?

5990d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Hello? Microsoft E3 Conference's megatrons? Facebook and Twitter? Y'know, basically what killed the PS3 - she announced'em.

5990d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

chomelets!!!

5990d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

Graphics isn't just texture and a few effects. It's true that Crysis takes advantage of the more advanced and sophisticated cards available on PC, but the true beauty of art lies in the hands of the artist. So far, CryTek's been designing forests and lush environments for years, we are yet to see the level of diverse environmental detail comparable to that of Killzone 2 and from what we have seen, Uncharted 2 as well. Character animation is another department where Crysis games lack compared ...

5991d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Aside from last-gen shooters, I doubt anything else sells well on 360.

5991d ago 2 agree2 disagreeView comment

We love you too Kojima. ;)

5993d ago 6 agree0 disagreeView comment

So it's significantly shorter than Contra after all.

5994d ago 5 agree1 disagreeView comment

Is that supposed to be funny? Forza? Original? Really?

I would type LMFAO except that I don't really feel like LMFAO.

5994d ago 4 agree0 disagreeView comment

What's this PS3 slim craze? Sony never even hinted at having this slim device released this year while there are 100s of rumors about the PS3 slim? What's so cool about a slimmer console? Shouldn't people be concerned about the price only?

Size matters for handhelds. What's the difference if a console is slightly larger or smaller? It just sits there, you don't carry it around.

And then, when people find out there is no slim (there is a chance), they will all go...

5998d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

I gotta admit, I never thought I would see someone stupider than the bots on N4G but this guy proved me wrong. I guess there are other species of Xbots that are even stupider than the ones we have got here.

I just called NatGeo and they said they have already dispatched a team to investigate this seemingly new species.

Love and Peace,
Cartman

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